nightbecomesme:

bilboswagginsofswagend:

FLOWER GLEAM AND GLOW

LET YOUR POWER SHINE

“You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve, and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart.”

lafolieimparfaite:

This is what I do with my major.

My Brother 

Well, my brother just requested that in a few weeks time i help him dress up as a girl for a  tranny party so he can get the prize of free alcholol, he plans to wax his shoulder and legs and actually shave his stubble…….he wants me to do his makeup………his worst fear is that he’ll be pretty.

• guy:  go make me a sandwich
• me:  ha
• me:  hAhahaaAH
• me:  HAHAHAHJVTFJCKVMDF
• me:  OH MY GOD THAT'S A GOOD ONE
• me:  YOU THINK I CAN COOK
• me:  OH JESUS
• me:  WHAT IS AIR
• me:  THAT SOUNDED SO SINCERE TOO OMG
• me:  HAHAHAJEORKDCVMDFJFXK
• me:  RFDUGJCKVMDFCG
• me:  fdfhgbdfRHFDBG
• me:  *flails*
• guy:  
• me:  
• me:  no seriously that was hilarious

Hawkeye’s arms appreciation post

kaiba-cave:

finlovesbolin:

#I NEVER REALIZED HOW FUNNY THIS WAS UNTIL TODAY #LIKE HE’S FUCKING RUNNING AWAY FROM AN OGRE #BUT HE’S FOLLOWING THE PATH SET UP BY THE LITTLE BARRIER #AND SHREK JUST BUSTS THROUGH #BUT HE’S STILL RUNNING THROUGH ALL ORDERLY #LIKE I JUST LAUGHED FOR A FEW MINUTES STRAIGHT AT THIS #THEN HE FALLS OVER BECAUSE HIS FUCKIN HEAD’S TOO BIG #THE COMEDY OF THE SITUATION IS #HE SEES THE OGRE #HE’S WEARING A BULKY HEAD #HE COULD JUST DITCH THE HELMET #AND SPRINT THROUGH KNOCKING OVER THE BARRICADES #BUT HE KEEPS THE FUCKIN HELMET ON #AND RUNS IN AN ORDERLY WAY #THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS 

REBLOGGING FOR THE TAGS.

Oh my god.